A glimpse into a 13 year old girl's mind. First written for one of Martin Norregaard's Middle School English classes which often featured creative writing, sci-fi, horror, fantasy and fairy tales. I veered from the assignment, but received a decent grade. The non-PG title was "Aesop Was An A******e" and some of the morals were adapted from a book my father received as a Tennessee Squire around 1980. There will only be seven posts in all. And I dedicate this to Martin Norregaard.